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PostSubject: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:39 am

One day, a twelve year old boy walks into a brothel, dragging a dead frog behind him. The Madam asks "Can I help you son?" to which he replies, "Yes I'd like a girl for the night."

She says "I'm afraid you are too young for one of my girls." So he gets out his wallet and gives her �200. To which she says "She'll be waiting for you up stairs."

The boy says "But she's got to have herpes."

The Madam replies "But all my girls are clean!" So out comes the wallet again and he gives her another �200. The Madam says "OK, she'll be ready for you in about 10 mins".

So he goes up the stairs dragging the dead frog. About 1/2 an hour later he comes down the stairs,with a big grin on his face, still dragging the dead frog. By now the Madam was just a touch curious so she asked him "Why did you come in here, dragging a dead frog and asking for a girl with herpes?".

"Well, it's like this", he says, "When I get home tonight I'll screw the baby-sitter and then she'll get herpes. Then when my parents get home dad will drive her home and on the way they'll stop and have sex, and he'll get herpes. Later when dad gets home mum and dad will make love and then she'll get herpes. And at about 9.30 tomorrow morning, when dad has gone to work, the milkman will come round, screw my mother and then he'll get herpes...




...AND HE'S THE BASTARD WHO KILLED MY FROG !!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:50 am

ha........................................................................ha?
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:31 am

Ermm...

*cough*
*tumbleweed rolls past*
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:01 am

Thats just like. Knock Knock

Whos there?

Shut the fuck up!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:12 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:21 am

Did u steal -€xodus- drink again that hus spiked!!! drunken drunken drunken
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:28 am

Nah i got ur coke death, and i get hypo when im on coke bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:29 am

Or that you licked a toad
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:47 am

Horace wrote:
Nah i got ur coke death, and i get hypo when im on coke bounce

Coke as in the drug or the drink coke?
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:02 am

i saw that joke on a porn site *cough* i mean...oh shit
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:49 pm

dEATHKNIGHT969 wrote:
Horace wrote:
Nah i got ur coke death, and i get hypo when im on coke bounce

Coke as in the drug or the drink coke?

Well obviously u wouldnt have the drug coke would u Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:13 pm

Suspect i was colouring in my picture of 2 rats rooting, and then some one stole my coke....these forums are full of maoris!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:33 am

-€xodus- wrote:
Suspect i was colouring in my picture of 2 rats rooting, and then some one stole my coke....these forums are full of maoris!!!

Man i stole deathknights one i dunno who stole urs aye Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:44 am

cyclops Im not even going to comment
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:50 am

Horace wrote:
dEATHKNIGHT969 wrote:
Horace wrote:
Nah i got ur coke death, and i get hypo when im on coke bounce

Coke as in the drug or the drink coke?

Well obviously u wouldnt have the drug coke would u Wink

Well yes i wouldn't hv the drug coke *looks around nervously* -------------------------------->runs in tat direction
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:56 am

dEATHKNIGHT969 wrote:
Horace wrote:
dEATHKNIGHT969 wrote:
Horace wrote:
Nah i got ur coke death, and i get hypo when im on coke bounce

Coke as in the drug or the drink coke?

Well obviously u wouldnt have the drug coke would u Wink

Well yes i wouldn't hv the drug coke *looks around nervously* -------------------------------->runs in tat direction

Horace chases after him, and pounds him with a bat then tazers him...
Ahhh that'll keep him down for a while
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:31 am

Runs shortly after horace to back him up (armed with a wok) beats all involved people as i cant remember who. But beat all significantly with wok until a bloody pulp
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:15 am

Soon realises that dot was the real one involved, so he runs in the opposite direction...
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:48 pm

Opieo reaches dot with the wok and realises tat dot has already been beaten into a dot!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:37 pm

Horace turns to ops with his tazer on...
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:44 am

*screams in holywood style scream noooooooooooooooooooooooo* *Grabs nearest garbage tin lid like also seen in holywood films and remembers that metal tends to conduct electricity and on that note also becomes fried*
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:32 am

There by killing everyone involved in this story!!!

cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:03 am

Apprat from me Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:05 am

*Horace and ops are the only ones standing so they swim out to the iceberg and live there Wink*
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Frog   Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:19 pm

im pretty sure that was the gayest shit i have ever heard
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